Hex Now Ask Questions Later Crewneck

Hex first, explain never. This vintage-inspired T-shirt is the perfect mix of sass and spooky. Featuring a retro pinup witch and her unimpressed black cat, the bold design declares: “Hex now, ask questions later.”

Made for witchy women, black cat lovers, and anyone who prefers sarcasm over small talk, this tee is soft, comfy, and wickedly stylish. Dress it up with a leather jacket for a full witchy look, or keep it casual with jeans while you silently judge from the shadows.

Because honestly? Life’s too short to waste on bad vibes—and your cat agrees.

🖤 Product Details

🖤 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester with a 100% cotton face — soft, sturdy, and snuggly
🖤 Medium-heavy fleece (8.4 oz/yd²) — warm without overheating
🖤 Classic fit with dropped shoulders — relaxed and easy to wear
🖤 Brushed interior — feels like a cozy blanket in disguise
🖤 Tear-away label — no scratchy tags here
🖤 Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
🖤 Supports sustainable cotton farming through Better Cotton
🖤 Perfect for anyone ghosting in style

🖤 Care Instructions

🖤 Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
🖤 Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
🖤 Tumble dry on low setting
🖤 Cool iron, steam, or dry if necessary
🖤 Do not dry clean