Don't Touch Me Crewneck

Some call it moody. We call it cosmic boundaries. This cozy crewneck captures the eternal struggle of every black cat (and their human): wanting love, but only on their terms. Featuring a sharp-eyed black cat gazing out the window under the phrase: “Born under a don’t touch me (but love me) full moon.”

Equal parts soft and savage, this sweatshirt is perfect for nights when you want to be adored from a respectful distance. It’s the ultimate wardrobe staple for black cat moms, gothic daydreamers, and anyone fluent in the language of mixed signals.

Because let’s be honest—sometimes you purr, sometimes you plot.

🖤 Product Details

🖤 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester with a 100% cotton face — soft, sturdy, and snuggly
🖤 Medium-heavy fleece (8.4 oz/yd²) — warm without overheating
🖤 Classic fit with dropped shoulders — relaxed and easy to wear
🖤 Brushed interior — feels like a cozy blanket in disguise
🖤 Tear-away label — no scratchy tags here
🖤 Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
🖤 Supports sustainable cotton farming through Better Cotton
🖤 Perfect for anyone ghosting in style

🖤 Care Instructions

🖤 Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
🖤 Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
🖤 Tumble dry on low setting
🖤 Cool iron, steam, or dry if necessary
🖤 Do not dry clean